You know what sucks?
  • blackmageblackmage February 6
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    -Get off work, really want to smoke some dope

    -start looking for a bag (I've got....Hiiiiiiiigh Hopes!)

    -becomes apparent in about fifteen minutes that you're not going to find anything

    -start asking friends of friends, look like a desperate junkie

    -still no bag

    -know that later tonight you've got to deal with a girlfriend on her period spending the night after she worked all day and you've got no weed to shut her up

  • TheMightyPeonTheMightyPeon February 6
    Posts: 5,753
    do you got cheese burgers?
  • fully+aquatic+turtlefully aquatic turtle February 6
    Posts: 637
    That does suck.
  • 3+Ball+Wonder3 Ball Wonder February 7
    Posts: 3,266
    -wake up, have no impulse to toke.

    -visualize the rather large bag of jewana and know exactly where its at.

    -becomes apparent that i need to move some of this

    -start asking friends, start making lots of money

    -slightly smaller bag

    -know that in a few minutes i'll head out to get my girl, and get a little on the side too.
  • Cazb0tCazb0t February 7
    Posts: 1,439
    Marijuana laws are retardedly strict here so it's too sketchy and difficult to find some on a constant basis. People here smoke other things instead (not spice, that all got banned). Usually legal herb mixtures that are more relaxing than psychedelic. Plus side for that is you can always get some by just hitting up the shaman's shop. They also sell salvia, kratom, and space cadet.

  • Bryce February 7
    Posts: 3,522
    I feel your pain blackmage.

    I hate you a little more 3bell.
  • creedcreed February 7
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    Not worth hating, dealing weed is passé

  • fusi0nfusi0n February 7
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    I have not bought any pot since a week or two before Christmas.  I have smoked maybe 3 times since then.
  • creedcreed February 7
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    I'm hoping to get onto that kind of schedule.  I've decided my problem is smoking too much when i smoke, so last night I decided to put the pipe in the kitchen so that I'd have to leave the computer to go hit it...GENIUS IDEA!  I guess I still have issues with self-control :-\
  • Eterna1Eterna1 February 7
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    I actually recently got back into the devil's lettuce after finding a nice heady bag of ground weed in front of a hotdog stand. Now I have about an eighth in my backpack at all times, though I usually only smoke at home by myself before either reading poetry for my American lit class or listening to music in the dark with my headphones while lying in bed. Transcendental perception maaan. 
  • creedcreed February 7
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    I decided to read in the light last night but I wanted to read my Tao book with the tea candles going in the dark via headlamp...I think i'll give it a go tonight, the combination just seemed really appealing to me
  • Eterna1Eterna1 February 7
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    Tao Te Ching? 
  • TheMightyPeonTheMightyPeon February 7
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    I'm surrounded by pot smoking hippies.
  • TheMightyPeonTheMightyPeon February 7
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    Last night I had a relaxing bubble bath in epsom salts in the dim glow of scented candles while my life partner Stefan read aloud Little Women to me.
  • Eterna1Eterna1 February 7
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    I remember opening up my American Literature anthology to Song of Myself and feeling the sublime energies bursting forth from the title alone.

    Of course I thought of our first tryst, Asmath, when I read these lines:

    I mind how once we lay such a transparent summer morning,
    How you settled your head athwart my hips and gently turn'd over upon me,
    And parted the shirt from my bosom-bone, and plunged your tongue to my bare-stript heart,
    And reach'd till you felt my beard, and reach'd till you held my feet.
  • creedcreed February 7
    Posts: 2,201
    Eterna1 said:

    Tao Te Ching? 



    Naw, I'm going to go through Tao Te Ching again soon but it's 
    http://www.amazon.com/Tao-Daily-Life-Enlightenment-Illuminated/dp/1585425834/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1328644175&sr=8-1-fkmr0

    It's a bit flowery so far but there have been some really solid points made

    super lol at the above post
  • AdamAdam February 7
    Posts: 1,374
    I remember in college I could usually identify tokers by the smell of incense in their dorm rooms.  I had a weird love/hate relationship with the hippie cliques.  Mostly love though.
  • TheMightyPeonTheMightyPeon February 7
    Posts: 5,753
    Eterna1 said:

    I remember opening up my American Literature anthology to Song of Myself and feeling the sublime energies bursting forth from the title alone.

    Of course I thought of our first tryst, Asmath, when I read these lines:

    I mind how once we lay such a transparent summer morning,
    How you settled your head athwart my hips and gently turn'd over upon me,
    And parted the shirt from my bosom-bone, and plunged your tongue to my bare-stript heart,
    And reach'd till you felt my beard, and reach'd till you held my feet.



    Dan, is it wrong I have a boner right now?

    I'm just a bitter engineer who didn't get to have sex with loose hippy (arts) chicks.
  • BlazeBlaze February 7
    Posts: 3,232
    I haven't been high for a couple of years. Last time was brownies and I went to sleep right after eating them. I woke up next morning to get ready for work and I had to call in sick. I was still way too fucked.
  • creedcreed February 7
    Posts: 2,201
    The smoker that takes a puff every 30 minutes is the one I want to be, unfortunately sometimes when it's nighttime and i'm playing video games I go to town, the main negative consequence is how much I then eat.  Eating too much is the main reason I'm trying to cut down
  • RanksRanks February 7
    Posts: 524
    I haven't smoked in about 7 months, and the last time I bought some was around 3 years ago. I just get tired and go to sleep. Not fun at all :(
  • The+Dunwich+HorrorThe Dunwich Horror February 7
    Posts: 6,863
    I've been smoking a fair bit lately.  I plan to quit in a day or two when I run out.
  • TomTom February 8
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    I would smoke more (at all) if more of my friends did. It's so much effort to get hold of some Mary Jane just for me when I barely have the opportunity to smoke it.
  • TPOETPOE February 8
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    I've read this under the influence before and it was a great experience:

    I'm avoiding smoking right now because I'm trying to find a better job, but once I've got a more predictable rhythm going in my life, I'll try to get back into it.
  • The+Cheshire+CatThe Cheshire Cat February 8
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    am I the only guy on this forum who doesn't smoke?
  • Cazb0tCazb0t February 8
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    I don't, but I'm not a guy.
  • RanksRanks February 8
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    Caz is a man
  • %28the%29Zulu(the)Zulu February 8
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    who doesn't smoke
  • AdamAdam February 8
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    You smoke, you choke
  • fully+aquatic+turtlefully aquatic turtle February 8
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    Cazb0t said:

    I don't, but I'm not a guy.



    Same.
  • shoshoneshoshone February 8
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    The Cheshire Cat said:

    am I the only guy on this forum who doesn't smoke?




    Nah man, im with ya.
  • hfswjyrhfswjyr February 9
    Posts: 3,317
    Vacuums
    Black holes


    Lava
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