Nicholas Cage
  • The+Dunwich+HorrorThe Dunwich Horror November 2011
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    This topic is mostly for Lemon and her Nicholas Cage Christmas.

    But also who has seen Drive Angry?  I thought it was pretty good.
  • LemonLemon November 2011
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    I laughed my ass off after having posted my Nicholas Cage + Jazz + Christmas confession. I'd never actually written it down before, let alone said it aloud.
    I don't know how to address this issue with the people around me.
    Perhaps I should seek guidance through a psychologist.

    Maybe I was molested by Nicholas Cage?
  • LemonLemon November 2011
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  • TPOETPOE November 2011
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    I'm too lazy to upload and post the Nic Cage career chart so here's a link:
  • LemonLemon November 2011
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  • LemonLemon November 2011
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    He's such an unfortunately ugly looking man.

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  • hfswjyrhfswjyr November 2011
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    His hair hasn't been kind to him.

    Seen Kick-Ass lemon? Bet you liked calling him big daddy. Eh? Eh? *wink wink* *nudge nudge* EH?
  • %28the%29Zulu(the)Zulu November 2011
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    ahaha child abuse
  • fusi0nfusi0n November 2011
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    I find the NC Matrix to be mostly accurate (as far as the films that I have seen are concerned).  I would rate Lord of War higher than it is (probably higher than every other movie he's been in except maybe Kick Ass), because it is one of my favorite movies, but that's just me. 

    That is a lot of movies; can't even imagine how much money that guy has... and that isn't even all of the flicks that he's been in.  I stand by my previous analysis of Cage as the white Samuel L Jackson. 

    Also, I would like to see a SLJ Matrix.
  • hfswjyrhfswjyr November 2011
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    He's famously skint isn't he? Got in tax trouble as well, hence making all the crap movies for a quick buck.
  • BlazeBlaze November 2011
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    I fucking hate Nicolas Cage.

    I read an article a few months back (Maxim, I think) that explained how Cage is always on the brink of being a broke-ass bum. He spends his money lavishly, buying up a bunch of million dollar houses and then letting them all fall into foreclosure. 

    He's always taking whatever films come his way because he is almost always in desperate need of the next paycheck. The man is a fucking lunatic in real life and his acting is shit.
  • %28the%29Zulu(the)Zulu November 2011
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    I think he's an excellent actor, he's been in loads of bad films, but I always think he's doing the best he can with the material he's got.
  • BlazeBlaze November 2011
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    No. His acting is shit.
  • LemonLemon November 2011
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    fusi0n said:

     

    That is a lot of movies; can't even imagine how much money that guy has...



    Actually, he has none.
    He filed for bankruptcy quite recently, which is why he's been showing up in the most random movies.
    He was in over his head in IRS debs (in the 7 digits).

    Why do I know this? You may ask.
    Well, I have no idea.
  • LemonLemon November 2011
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    I should start reading your posts before adding my own.
    Some men just want to watch the world burn.
  • Cazb0tCazb0t November 2011
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    Nicholas Cage is a broke Bruce Willis
  • hfswjyrhfswjyr November 2011
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    "That's classified"
  • TheMightyPeonTheMightyPeon November 2011
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    that door was like 2 inches thick....
  • AdamAdam November 2011
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    Everybody should see Wild At Heart at least once in their life.

    (possibly nsfw violence in this)

  • The+Cheshire+CatThe Cheshire Cat November 2011
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    I like how the music goes back to normal as soon as he finishes kicking the guy's ass.
  • LemonLemon November 2011
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    Nicholas Cage should have been a janitor in some dead end Highschool.
    Not a movie star.
  • %28the%29Zulu(the)Zulu November 2011
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    So much misplaced hate
  • The+Cheshire+CatThe Cheshire Cat November 2011
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    isn't that the only kind of hate
  • LemonLemon November 2011
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    hahahaha

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  • LemonLemon November 2011
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  • AdamAdam November 2011
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  • TheMightyPeonTheMightyPeon November 2011
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    he's doin a bit of christopher walken.
  • %28the%29Zulu(the)Zulu November 2011
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    acting masterclass right there
  • %28the%29Zulu(the)Zulu November 2011
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    even the extras are so amazed
  • GorlathGorlath November 2011
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  • Cazb0tCazb0t December 2011
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    Raising Arizona was a pretty good movie
  • LemonLemon December 2011
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  • Bryce December 2011
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    Lemon said:

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    i find this very funny
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