Dating Profile Pictures - The Good, The Bad & The Ugly
  • LemonLemon November 2011
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    "This looks pretty artsy.. chicks will dig it":

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  • RanksRanks November 2011
    Posts: 524
    I don't even know why I clicked
  • LemonLemon November 2011
    Posts: 3,002
    I'll post a special edition of **GuRlZ~**-<3 just for you, Ranks:

    You like dem chocolate coco-puffs?

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    Here's a cougar for TMP:

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    This is actually... a guy:

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    That's it man... the girls put a lot much more effort into it than the guys.

  • hfswjyrhfswjyr November 2011
    Posts: 3,317
    Story:

    I'm viewing this thread, laughing at these pictures of posing dudes. As some may know, I live in an apartment building, 3rd floor. I hear a sound to my left, and I turn around. A guy SHOWS UP AT MY WINDOW, he's abseiling and cleaning the windows. Not sure if he sees me looking at pictures of posing men.
  • LemonLemon November 2011
    Posts: 3,002
    hahahahahahahaha
    WCOM is full of gold today.
    Did he wink at you?
    Cause, you know, gay asian guys are quite in demand these days.
  • hfswjyrhfswjyr November 2011
    Posts: 3,317
    I'm just lucky I had my pants on. They need to give us warning for fuck sake.
  • LemonLemon November 2011
    Posts: 3,002
    Perfect job for a peeping-tom (misspelled this as "pooping-tom')
  • LemonLemon November 2011
    Posts: 3,002
    Hello, ladies:

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    "Yo, bro, can you hear me?"

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  • LemonLemon November 2011
    Posts: 3,002
    "I'ma show that bitch all my angles. Bitches love angles":

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  • TheMightyPeonTheMightyPeon November 2011
    Posts: 5,753
    hahahahahahahah
  • shoshoneshoshone November 2011
    Posts: 1,279
    He's reading quantum physics, proven to be a major turn off for women.
  • LemonLemon November 2011
    Posts: 3,002
    Calvin's twin just inboxed me:

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  • LemonLemon November 2011
    Posts: 3,002
    Look natural:

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    This tool just messaged me "I wana fuk u":

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  • Cazb0tCazb0t November 2011
    Posts: 1,439
    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  • BlazeBlaze November 2011
    Posts: 3,232
    hahaha
  • TheMightyPeonTheMightyPeon November 2011
    Posts: 5,753
    sorry. that was me.
  • shoshoneshoshone November 2011
    Posts: 1,279
    great pick up line
  • LemonLemon November 2011
    Posts: 3,002
    Some douche messaged me in french with a message along the lines of:

    "YOU'RE SO UGLY T______T"

    So I responded with:

    "You think you look any better, fucking douchebag?"

    To which he responded:

    "I was only kidding lololol, you would have never replied if I'd sent you something nice"

    Are you fucking kidding?!

  • LemonLemon November 2011
    Posts: 3,002
    Contrast complications black men face:

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  • LemonLemon November 2011
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    Sleeping beauty:

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  • LemonLemon November 2011
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    The reader:

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  • hfswjyrhfswjyr November 2011
    Posts: 3,317
    Lemon said:

    Some douche messaged me in french with a message along the lines of:

    "YOU'RE SO UGLY T______T"

    So I responded with:

    "You think you look any better, fucking douchebag?"

    To which he responded:

    "I was only kidding lololol, you would have never replied if I'd sent you something nice"

    Are you fucking kidding?!



    brilliant. using that one for sure.
  • shoshoneshoshone November 2011
    Posts: 1,279
    Lemon said:

    Some douche messaged me in french with a message along the lines of:

    "YOU'RE SO UGLY T______T"

    So I responded with:

    "You think you look any better, fucking douchebag?"

    To which he responded:

    "I was only kidding lololol, you would have never replied if I'd sent you something nice"

    Are you fucking kidding?!



    Lol, he got you.
  • LemonLemon November 2011
    Posts: 3,002
    Recent message received in my inbox:

    "rellay nice and mysterious i feel
    me too i'm also from southshore    "

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    Black guys have really weird taste in women...
  • TheMightyPeonTheMightyPeon November 2011
    Posts: 5,753
    was this in french?

    "tu es something something ce choir?"
  • LemonLemon November 2011
    Posts: 3,002
    Persistence is good CREEPY:

    "m not sure if you get my 1st message just in
    case theres is :) ... hello how are you im alex is a pleasure to meet
    you, it wil be very nice if
    we can talk each other , i come from chile , i dont know why but i have a
    very good feeling about you, can
    i tell you something you have a very nice eyes ? do you know eyes are
    the mirror of yhe soul? i hope we can keep in touch :)    "

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  • LemonLemon November 2011
    Posts: 3,002
    TheMightyPeon said:

    was this in french?

    "tu es something something ce choir?"



    None of these are translated, they're all quoted in their original, illiterate forms.
    However I did chuckle before posting it, knowing the "Szechuan" would grab your attention.


    "hello princess
    i dont know what to say.it s my first time on this site
    i like your picture and your simple profil
    you have an attractive smile
    i m a mature and respectful person.
    i would like get to know u
    how are you doing ?    "

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    Looks like I just found my ticket into Egypt!
  • LemonLemon November 2011
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    Picture caption is (seriously):
    "Me playing pool with my lesbian friend"

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    *I just want to add that not all the guys on this website are bad looking, cheesy or creepy.
    I only post what is worth quoting for the sake of our entertainement.
  • TheMightyPeonTheMightyPeon November 2011
    Posts: 5,753
    Lemon said:

    TheMightyPeon said:

    was this in french?

    "tu es something something ce choir?"



    None of these are translated, they're all quoted in their original, illiterate forms.
    However I did chuckle before posting it, knowing the "Szechuan" would grab your attention.


    "hello princess
    i dont know what to say.it s my first time on this site
    i like your picture and your simple profil
    you have an attractive smile
    i m a mature and respectful person.
    i would like get to know u
    how are you doing ?    "

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    Looks like I just found my ticket into Egypt!


    Yeah the dude on the left looks like he'd fit in and is pretty hot to boot.
  • Eterna1Eterna1 November 2011
    Posts: 2,562
    I love the messages you're getting. Language is doomed. 
  • AdamAdam November 2011
    Posts: 1,374
    "do you know eyes are
    the mirror of yhe soul?"

    Deep as the kiddie pool
  • hfswjyrhfswjyr November 2011
    Posts: 3,317
    oh come on, these guys aren't THAT bad. they're trying!

    they really need to try harder on the grammar/spelling though. I would totally have a problem on dating sites. Bad spelling? YOU'RE OUT!
  • Eterna1Eterna1 November 2011
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    How do they expect to be taken seriously? 
  • LemonLemon November 2011
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    I guess that's why they're all on a dating site in the first place ;)
    I can only imagine how "charming" they must be IRL.

    *cringe*
  • shoshoneshoshone November 2011
    Posts: 1,279
    I kinda want to try this, just to see how many people I have to send messages to in order to get 1 response.

    We should start a betting pool.
  • LemonLemon November 2011
    Posts: 3,002
    When a man loves a woman dog:

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    Ladies:

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    Sexy hat:

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  • The+Dunwich+HorrorThe Dunwich Horror November 2011
    Posts: 6,863
    LOL that poor dog.
  • LemonLemon November 2011
    Posts: 3,002
    When I get decent replies to my profile, they're usually not by men I'm attracted to.
    Which is sad, because I could have gotten married by now if I were.
  • LemonLemon November 2011
    Posts: 3,002
    I wear my sunglasses at night:
    (black girl's ass, for TMP)

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    Why?:

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    Nice toilette:
    (I wonder how short he is?)

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    yo yo yo:

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  • LemonLemon November 2011
    Posts: 3,002
    Special GuRLIeZ~~<3** edition:

    Plunger lips:

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    lol Rndm Cption lol jgieojbfiepbjgr:

    "My friend created thhis account for me cz she's a
    smart ass lol. ask me what you want to know..... cause I'm not fond of
    writtin my life on a little description box lol... skod odpfms odfnkfgk
    skfkefaz sdkfgksfg gr;glrs SF FGB"

    Real header:
    "    bria_bella The Shark:
    want a fcuk buddy for myself and friend".
    Claims to be 22:

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  • LemonLemon November 2011
    Posts: 3,002
    Another confused black man:

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    "hi sweety,i find u intelligent and ambitious, i would like to interact with u if u dont
    mind..je parle aussi francais    "
  • TheMightyPeonTheMightyPeon November 2011
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  • hfswjyrhfswjyr November 2011
    Posts: 3,317
    We really need to see your picture in order to laugh at everyone else.
  • Eterna1Eterna1 November 2011
    Posts: 2,562
    Yaaaaaa
  • LemonLemon November 2011
    Posts: 3,002
    You've all got me on Facebook, thus you know what I look like.
    I posted a reasonable head-shot of myself, no duck-face, no cleavage, no ridiculous.
  • LemonLemon November 2011
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    "Sleeping Beauty" pictured above somewhere messaged me a few seconds ago:

    "toooo cute !! i wish have a wife like you :s"
  • LemonLemon November 2011
    Posts: 3,002
    "Hey, You look good. Not in your picture, within the way express yourself. I believe we
    can understand even personalities a bit by those profiles. Don`t get it wrong, I can`t
    claim that I know all about you but things that I can see, gives me an impression that
    I will enjoy spending time with you.     "
  • LemonLemon November 2011
    Posts: 3,002
    This is ONE profile picture:

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    "I'ma post a picture of my junk. Bitches love my junk":

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  • Eterna1Eterna1 November 2011
    Posts: 2,562
    Have you gotten a respectable response yet? 
  • LemonLemon November 2011
    Posts: 3,002
    Oh, for sure, I've had quite a few handsome men send me wonderful messages.
    Truth be told, I don't even know what I want right now so I haven't replied to most of them.
    5 pages worth of messages in my inbox now, only 5 of which I've replied to.
    Amongst which, a gold medalist from the Vancouver Olympics (team Italy).
    I've gotta say, his medal most def. turned me on.
    Now I know why athletes pull so much pussy.
  • LemonLemon November 2011
    Posts: 3,002

    "This is what I'd look like if I were sucking on a big cock":

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