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Schizophrenia - personality disorder - you get an evil twin. (not really a phobia I guess)
Hemophobia - fear of blood - crazy things happen around you when stuff die / when you get in contact with blood in general (when you get wounded etc.)
Chronophobia - fear of time - you spontaneously travel through time.
Phobic imagination - you alter reality using your imagination (its pretty erratic and random)
Zoophobia - fear of animals - you can shapeshift
Thanatophobia - fear of death - you are immortal.
Nymphomania - fear of normal sex - random sex toys and leather suit's (Armour and weapons)

all of these abilities are passive in the sense that you can't control them, i roll a die (one of many i will roll for many different purposes on each turn) and based on the result an ability may be activated.

If you really wont let me have Nymphomania, then ill take Phobic imagination. But im really wanting Nymphomania.

I grab the parchment and run after her. If she goes through the blue door, I attempt to follow before it closes again. If I am not able to go through the door or it closes before I get there, I put on the parchment.

Can you wear paper?

lol typo. I meant put up. as in, raise it to the door to see if something magical happens

I wrote Caz's next turn and then realized I should save it for until he gets to play again. Oh well.

3BW, you find yourself in a room along with several people. Theres a short hooded figure standing to your left and a tall muscular man standing to your right. You're all standing in front of a seated man. He is fat and disgusting on many levels, although you can't say why. Now you see that he has a pair of red horns sprouting from his forehead. No, wait, that was just your mind playing tricks on you again. His forehead is white, although covered with sweat.
Looking around, you see that the room is large and seems like a tavern room. There are 2 beds and a mattress on the floor. You think you used to sleep on that mattress, but you aren't sure. Weren't you at a mad house? No, that can't possibly be, because you're here now.

"Hey, boss, we in or not?" the muscular man interrupts your thoughts with his hard voice. Now you see that you're holding a feather pen, and that all eyes are set on you. Theres a parchment filled with writings set on the table in front of you. It has but a single space left empty, and that space is underlined and has the word "Signature:" written to the left of it.
"Well?", the fat man in the chair asks in a slightly impatient voice. As he smiles at you, darkness forms in the shape of little demons all around the room, many pairs of glowing green eyes gazing at the parchment suspiciously. Nobody else seems to notice.

I quickly leap across the desk (assuming the seated man is behind a desk) and force the pen deep into the mans neck until it hits the spine. Should he have not died from this, i start to strangle him screaming, "By the frozen fist of krom, i strike ye down!".

Should i still have moves left, i loot the room and make an escape.

what next?!

Again I already wrote 3B's.

Fox, you wake up in the street. Looking around, you see that its bright daylight. You've never been here before - Everything is made of white stone, and looking pretty peaceful.
You're in an alley; Theres a homeless guy lying with his face facing one of the walls and lots of garbage all around. Looking to one side, you see well-dressed people going around their business. They seem to all be going in a certain direction, and quite hurriedly. One of them stops to you look at you curiosily. She has a red heart-shaped mask and two horns decorated with colorful silks sprouting from an elaborate haircut. She looks at you in wonderment, but then someone bumps into you, and you both fall down. You shove him angrily away and stand up. The man seems slightly disoriented and pretty hagard. His cloths are wet with fresh blood. Glancing quickly to the side, you see that the woman is gone.

See if the homeless guy is alright, check he is not injured, if he is, then try to apprehend the suspicous haggard man. If the homeless man is fine, head into the crowd and try to find out where I am and where everyone is going.

I was looking through the threads on page one, and thought to my self "Wasn't there a RPG thread that i was really excited about?" Then i had to go back three pages and found it.

I demand satisfaction!

yeah wtf. when's my turn?!

This is a real-time simulation RPG you guys. Seriously, clam down.

TMP, you wake up in a room, half-naked women all around you. They're smiling at you seductively, touching you and whispering sweet words.
Suddenly theres a bright flash of light. The women's expressions change to fear, and some of them open their mouth to scream, although you can't hear them. In fact, you can't hear anything.
The white flash engulfs the whole room, and then it dissipates, and you find yourself in the middle of a street. Now you're fully awake. Everything around you is burning, the smell of charred corpses fills the air, but no screams. Everything is dead silent. You look around, trying to find out what the hell's going on.
Finally you see a hooded figure striding out of the burning ruins of a building. It walks on one of the corpses, which wears a grey shirt with a symbol of a white pawn.
The corpse's face is blurred, and constantly reforming and changing into different faces. You're used to this from previous time-travelling experiences.
The fire licks at the figure's robes, but they do not burn. He takes a few steps forward in your general direction, and then stops. He then turns around and sees an old man with a blindfold. They study each other carefully; apparently neither noticed that you're there.

Looking at your surroundings, you see that you're in some sort of a marketplace; Theres lots of spilled goods everywhere and theres a smoking ruined castle in the background.
Luck roll: (always out of 20) ... 6!
You can sense another white flash coming. You probably have only a few more minutes in this place, whatever/wherever it is.

That seems like the tutorial for Fable 1.


With out the time-travel shit.

I call out to the two men. I ask them where and when this place and time is. if the white flash starts to appear again, i run and grab a hold of one of them. whichever is closer.

I don't like this game. too much random shit happening that doesn't seem to have anything to do with anything

Maybe its because we've all only had one turn. Think about the first time you played DnD, it took an hour to set up your character. After all that boring shit was done, it was fun as hell.

3B, thats a pretty big compliment I guess, because I never played Fable 1 and apparently my writing vaguely resembles a different one which was good enough to get into a video game. Thanks.
Caz, this is going to be a pretty weird game, but I do have a general idea of where things are going, and the plot itself isn't going to be all that random, if I do things well everything will make sense in the end. (More or less)

Round 2


Caz, You run after the woman, slightly dazed and not yet fully recovered. 15 or higher out of 20, you catch her.
Rolling... 9!
The woman opens the door, beyond which there is only white. Everything is very dim and also slightly hazy. You hurriedly chase her, getting to the door right before it closes. Blasting in, you hit a cloth of some sort, and tumble along with it to the ground. Cursing, you finally stand up, finding yourself in a wide corridor with pure white stone walls and some torches providing light. One of the walls is covered with a white banner featuring a white heart outlined in black.
The door behind you was hidden by another such banner which now lies on the floor, somewhat dirty.

Luck roll (out of 20)... 11!
You seem to be alone and nobody heard the commotion so you get some quiet time. Also, you find a small item on the ground. Lifting it up, you see that it is a broken figure of a knight seated in a heroic posture upon his white horse. Both the rider and the horse are faceless and their features are very rough and flat, as if they've been carved by an amateur. The knight's lance has been broken off.

The corridor ends abruptly in sharp ends at both turns so you can't see what lies beyond. On the wall in front of you there is a white wooden door with a small symbol above it: A chess-piece, that of a pawn. Soft voices can be heard from the left end of the corridor, as well as faint sounds of music. The right end of the corridor is silent and dark.

Caz, take your turn god dammit!

yeah Caz take ur fukkin turn

fuck caz. kill him off. anally if possible.

wtf you just posted that like 2 hours ago chill buddy

Copypasta'd from Caz:wtf you just posted that like 2 hours ago

Two hours, or Seventeen days.

Btw, i love how caz visited the thread, but didnt take his turn.

first, I take off all my clothes. I then take both the banners and tie one to each ankle. Afterwards, I take a torch off the wall and light the opposite end of each banner so it slowly burns towards my ankles. I get on my hands and knees, with one hand I start slowly inserting the knight figuring into my ass and with the other hand I crawl towards the corridor to the left. Meanwhile, I chant "Leopard strikes upon soft hill and knights slay each muffled whisper" over and over again. Once the figuring is inserted into my ass, I stand up and run towards the whispers/music with the banners burning behind me while raising my chant to a yell.

gg

I'm serious

Cat, lets get the tub of shit up to speed!

Caz wants out so hes out :P

3BW,

hes pretty unsuspecting, you'll need 5 or more to succeed.
Rolling... 20! whoa, nice job.
You leap across the desk, grabbing the fat man by the throat with one hand, repeatedly stabbing him with the feather over and over again.
"What are you doing?!" one of the two people behind you yells, but you pay him no attention, now strangling the man with both arms, pressing tighter and tighter. His veins turn blue and his hands desperately try to break your hold, but gradually they weaken and eventually slip lifeless at his sides.
The man's body gets spliced up exactly in the middle, revealing many crawling insects where his organs should be. His heart is black and oily, and oozing black liquid constantly. Inside it you can see two tiny people aruging; One is obsecured in darkness, talking in a commanding voice to the other.
The other one is a female judging by her voice; Whatever it was that he told her, she replies "I can't do this right now, I have to take care of the other one first, or he will ruin everything."
"Fine", the shadowed figure replies. "Go and find someone else to do this. It has to be done now."
"As you say." The two halves of the fat man connect themselves together in half a second and the fat man is sprawled on the ground, red blood seeping from his neck. He is dead, and turning to the others, you see that they're quite shocked at what you did, but otherwise seemingly oblivious to your vision.
"Boss, why did you - " one of them begins saying, but you grab the parchment from the desk and the small leather bag near it and make a swift escape.
Blasting the door open with your free hand, you are immediately blinded by a flash of bright sunlight. Not stopping to adjust or take a look at your surroundings, you keep running and running, and then you run into someone and you both fall to the ground.
"What the hell..", a male voice says. Now your surroundings slowly come into focus - A burning city. No, not burning, just made of white marble glistering in the sun.

I don't want out.. that was my turn, I'm serious

I check the man i ran into to make sure he is a man. I then check the small bags contents. Oh, i also grabed the man's wallet. And now i start on an epic journy to find the odd little people things that were inside the fat man.

Caz, making a funny rp would be a good idea, only that I already started this one as a serious rp game, so I'd rather you to rewrite and make it more serious. Maybe next game we could make it funny with lots of crazy stuff, I just don't think that it would work to combine the two.

well unless we do anything different or odd, the way you're writing it pretty much forces us to do either one or two things. it's very "there's an open door in front of you, what do you do!?!?"esque. if i'm not free to role play as I wish then go ahead and take me out

You only had one turn, you only met 1 character, you don't know how the world looks like etc... If every room in the castle is going to be like the one you're in now, you're actually going to end up with lots of different options by the end of your 4th/5th turn. Its really either this or the other extreme, because you've only just started. Either you find yourself in the middle of a city and then you have a hundred different things that you can do, or you find yourself in a small environment where you only have a handful of things to do at first, and then it slowly expands.

herro??!!

caz you wanna try a serious game?

it's okay I think I'll just drop out and watch to see how the game goes with the other players and then maybe play next game

guys I keep this tab open 24/7 but I don't really have the time to keep this going. I suggest since you seem to be enthusiastic about it you could try making one of your own. (3bw and the crazy sick sex adventure, anyone?)

Well, i could give it a shot. Im pretty active of late. Whisper me anything i need Cat.

an active connnection the the internet, a functioning hand and a fertile imagination.
In other words just open a thread and roll with it.

well since this is ending I can put the finishing touches on a game that I've come up with and make a new thread about it. It should be pretty fun, and if I get the system just right it might just become the new mafia

sounds interesting, count me in

Sure, if this is dying.

http://i44.tinypic.com/15yj1go.jpg

Copypasta'd from Caz:well since this is ending I can put the finishing touches on a game that I've come up with and make a new thread about it. It should be pretty fun, and if I get the system just right it might just become the new mafia

it's a very complex game nigga

Cat i demand we pick this up again. You don't have a choice.

I like to play dungeones and dragones with 12 year old boyssssssssss

Alright fuck it, im taking this over.

TMP: You slowly stand up from the ground, that last time shift was pretty wracking. As you walk towards the two men you let let a friendly "Hello!". The hooded man whips his head around to stare at you, his face is obscured in shadow and his eyes glow a faint yellow. He takes a quick short step in your direction...

Luck roll: 14

He raises his right arm in your direction and words begin to form on his lips. You're not sure what hes doing, but it doesn't look good, You take a step backwards. The old blindfolded man seems to have disappeared, you cant see him among all the burning wreckage. You focus back on the Hooded figure as his murmur turns into a shout. His hand seems to glow green, or is it a trick of the flames? As you turn to run, the Old man is standing directly behind you. He shoves you down to the ground with out a word, and raises both arms toward the hooded man. The edges of you vision start to go white, you reach out a hand and firmly clasp onto the Old mans ankle. The old mans hands glow blood red, and all you can make out as your vision turns completely white is a Green bolt of energy connecting to an odd red extension of the Old mans hands.

You look around from the carpeted floor and see the morning light of dawn coming through a window. You hear the chirping of Robbins as you stand up and find yourself in an expensive apartment. You look out the window and see the ground many feet below you, it look like your in an apartment complex. You dont feel sick at all, unlike the last time jump, so you assume your going to be here awhile. You look behind you and see a bathroom, a kitchen, and a bedroom. You seem to be in a living room. You hear the clanking of pots and the sound of feet from the kitchen.